Next Event: August 20, 2023 Penn Yan, New York

Peasantman organizers have reportedly rejected controversial new swim rule changes proposed by Marco Polo, after his recent comments suggesting that the swim portion be turned into a game... (more)

Peasantman Triathlon organizers yesterday disqualified a local centaur from this year’s event, citing safety concerns and explaining that the extra limbs would give him an unfair advantage... (more)

Despite the recent cancellation of the Wooden Stock 50th Anniversary Festival in the nearby Glen of Sir Watkins, event organizer Vlad the Impaler insists the celebration will go on as planned... (more)

King Plebeian of the Finger Lakes announced today that he has used his executive powers to ban the upcoming 50th anniversary celebration of the invention of the wooden stock... (more)

Rumors swirled that Vincent van Gogh could participate in Peasantman this summer after the mysterious post-impressionist tweeted a selfie-portrait with his ears bandaged up for the swim... (more)

Ludwig van Beethoven admitted yesterday that he is suffering a severe case of writer's block as he painstakingly tries to compose the theme song for the Peasantman Steel Distance Triathlon... (more)

Spain has confirmed that the ships of the great Spanish Armada that have assembled along the shores of Keuka Lake are now stuck in the ice, delaying an invasion until at least the spring thaw... (more)

Peasantman announced yesterday that several Norse longships have landed on the shores of Keuka Lake in Penn Yan, marking the first time anyone has ever discovered the village... (more)

Race organizers announced yesterday that they have disqualified Julius Caesar from Peasantman after discovering that he didn't exist in what most people consider typical peasant times... (more)

Nostradamus has again displayed his remarkable ability to accurately foretell future events when he predicted that the inaugural Peasantman Triathlon will take place this August 18, 2013 in Penn Yan, New York... (more)

Organizers of the Peasantman Steel Distance Triathlons festivities have announced a ban on 'bike jousting' for race day only, citing public safety as a primary concern... (more)

Race organizers have formally rejected the post-race deferral bid of six peasants who claimed to have overslept on race morning last year due to clocks not yet being invented...(more)

Leonardo DaVinci's famous 'Vitruvian Man' drawing announced today that it has registered for this year's  Peasantman Steel Distance Triathlon as part of a relay team... (more)

Galileo announced yesterday that he plans to watch this year's Peasantman festivities from the Leaning Tower of Pisa via his new image-enlarging tube contraption he refers to as a telescope... (more)

Peasantman race organizers have prevented one of civilization's most notorious tyrants - Vlad the Impaler - from participating in this year's triathlon as a water station volunteer... (more)